1 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:09,720 Okay, don't be nervous. 2 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:11,020 Don't be nervous. 3 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:12,140 Fuck. 4 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,680 Just fucking calm down. 5 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:16,540 Get ready. 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,440 You're cool. It's all right. 7 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,880 Fucking... Don't stress. 8 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:22,160 Don't stress. Don't stress. 9 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,720 God. 10 00:00:25,980 --> 00:00:30,620 You already woke up? 11 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:35,260 No, I know I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready for it. 12 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:37,300 Fuck yeah, I'm nervous. 13 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,680 She's finally gonna put out, dude. That's what I've been waiting for. 14 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:48,200 I haven't had sex for a long fucking time, okay? So... I'm... I'm a little 15 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,200 nervous. 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,720 Uh... Jerk off? 17 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,980 Dude, you really think I should... You really think I should jerk off? 18 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:04,940 Alright, I guess I... I guess I could do that. I might... 19 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,820 make it a little bit, you know, I wouldn't be so nervous at least. 20 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,800 Well, fuck it, man. I saw it in a movie once, right? I mean, it's gotta be true. 21 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:14,980 It was in a movie. 22 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:16,180 Yeah, 23 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:18,300 okay. Alright. 24 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,000 Yeah, thanks for being there for me, bro. 25 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,180 I'll, yeah, I'll give you a call after and I'll tell you how it went. 26 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Fucking, you know, wish me luck and stuff. Pray to the gods of sex, drugs 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,520 rock and roll and shit, you know, whatever. 28 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:33,740 Adio. 29 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,080 Oh man. 30 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:41,480 Fuck it, it's a better jerk off. 31 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,360 Oh my god, I can't believe I'm gonna do this. 32 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,040 Fuck it, fuck it. 33 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,260 Come on. 34 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,120 Get this over with. 35 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,580 Think happy thoughts. 36 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,160 Give me a good date. 37 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,479 I'm starting to feel good. 38 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,120 Oh, my God. What the fuck are you doing? Get out of here. Oh, Jesus. 39 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,640 Oh, yes. Are you actually jacking off? 40 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,020 Oh, God. 41 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,900 Just please go. Just go. Don't you have a date tonight? 42 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:26,620 Well, yeah. 43 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:32,240 That's kind of why I'm doing it. Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. I haven't 44 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,460 been with a girl in a long time, and I just wanted to... 45 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:40,610 Not be nervous and laugh a little bit. Why did you just... Oh, God, please just 46 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:43,450 leave me alone so I can finish. This is so fucking embarrassing. 47 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,390 I'm sorry to walk you in like that. 48 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:51,290 I didn't... Look, maybe I can help you out. 49 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,450 What do you mean, help me out? 50 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:54,950 I'm jerking off. 51 00:02:55,650 --> 00:03:00,810 Yeah, but wouldn't it be much better to actually do it with a real girl? 52 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:02,570 You're my little... 53 00:03:08,970 --> 00:03:09,990 It's not going to get you anywhere. 54 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:11,450 What are you doing? 55 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:14,770 It's not... Why are you touching me? 56 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,280 Thank you for helping me. 57 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:46,220 Oh man. 58 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,420 Can I touch you? 59 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,280 Sure. Oh wow. 60 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:01,060 I feel so lucky. 61 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:34,730 I wasn't expecting that. 62 00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:36,410 Oh. 63 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,130 Oh, wow. 64 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,030 Oh. 65 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:44,370 Oh, God. 66 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:46,170 You suck, honey. 67 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,640 better than jerking off. 68 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,140 I have a pretty good idea of what I mean. 69 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:21,000 Do you want me to... I'm gonna fuck you? 70 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:23,980 Fuck you. 71 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:26,260 Oh, God. 72 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:28,620 Oh, God. 73 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,520 Okay. 74 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:35,900 How do you want to do it? Do you think we should just... Do you want to get 75 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:36,900 on your knees here? 76 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:43,639 Oh my god. 77 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,860 Oh yeah. 78 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,080 Okay, okay. 79 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,600 Oh god. 80 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:55,140 Oh god, it's really... Holy shit. 81 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,040 Oh fuck. 82 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,660 Oh god damn. 83 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,660 I'm fucking my sister. 84 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,180 Holy shit. 85 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:09,060 Oh my god. I can't fucking believe... 86 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 It's not tough. 87 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:17,140 I think he's a secret.